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Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 24 Feb 2020, 19:52
by Rat Scabies
This is a contest between Phil Parkinson and Joey Barton, who would win and why?
I think Parky would win because of the following:
Parky is cool and doesn't let his mouth do the fighting.
Phil is a better name than Joey which is what grannies call their budgies.
Parky is a smarter dresser and not a ragbag.
Phil Parkinson can actually play proper football.
Parky manages a famous football club which is world renowned.
PP hasn't got a chip on his shoulder.
Come on then, why is Parky better than Dolly Parton errrr him.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 24 Feb 2020, 22:26
by blockheed
Parky has a royal football player in his squad - His Highness
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 00:50
by Sandy Mackem
Phil Parkinson wears good aftershave and doesn't stink.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 12:28
by Spider
Parky has a brain.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 16:17
by Sunderland Nut
Parky is a tactician
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 25 Feb 2020, 18:41
by Gibsy
In a personality contest, Phil Parkinson wins without a doubt because he actually does have a personality.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 13:07
by Zook
Rat Scabies wrote: ↑24 Feb 2020, 19:52
This is a contest between Phil Parkinson and Joey Barton, who would win and why?
I think Parky would win because of the following:
Parky is cool and doesn't let his mouth do the fighting.
Phil is a better name than Joey which is what grannies call their budgies.
Parky is a smarter dresser and not a ragbag.
Phil Parkinson can actually play proper football.
Parky manages a famous football club which is world renowned.
PP hasn't got a chip on his shoulder.
Come on then, why is Parky better than
Dolly Parton errrr him.
Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 17:31
by thingamajig
Zook wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 13:07
Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.
Have I read this correctly?
He's alright surely.
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 17:34
by Steve30000
thingamajig wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 17:31
Zook wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 13:07
Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.
Have I read this correctly?
He's alright surely.
Zook and saying odd things..
Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton
Posted: 26 Feb 2020, 17:39
by thingamajig
Steve30000 wrote: ↑26 Feb 2020, 17:34
Zook and saying odd things..
For a change
