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Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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This is a contest between Phil Parkinson and Joey Barton, who would win and why?

I think Parky would win because of the following:

Parky is cool and doesn't let his mouth do the fighting.
Phil is a better name than Joey which is what grannies call their budgies.
Parky is a smarter dresser and not a ragbag.
Phil Parkinson can actually play proper football.
Parky manages a famous football club which is world renowned.
PP hasn't got a chip on his shoulder.

Come on then, why is Parky better than Dolly Parton errrr him.


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Parky has a royal football player in his squad - His Highness :thumbup:


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Phil Parkinson wears good aftershave and doesn't stink.


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Parky has a brain.


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Parky is a tactician :thumbup:


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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In a personality contest, Phil Parkinson wins without a doubt because he actually does have a personality.


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Rat Scabies wrote: 24 Feb 2020, 19:52 This is a contest between Phil Parkinson and Joey Barton, who would win and why?

I think Parky would win because of the following:

Parky is cool and doesn't let his mouth do the fighting.
Phil is a better name than Joey which is what grannies call their budgies.
Parky is a smarter dresser and not a ragbag.
Phil Parkinson can actually play proper football.
Parky manages a famous football club which is world renowned.
PP hasn't got a chip on his shoulder.

Come on then, why is Parky better than Dolly Parton errrr him.

Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Zook wrote: 26 Feb 2020, 13:07
Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.
Have I read this correctly?
He's alright surely.


What was that you said again?
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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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thingamajig wrote: 26 Feb 2020, 17:31
Zook wrote: 26 Feb 2020, 13:07
Parkinson should of grew a pair and not so much resort to pettiness but just stand for us a bit. Shows he doesn't really give a monkeys about the fans.
Have I read this correctly?
He's alright surely.
:headscratch: Zook and saying odd things..


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Re: Phil Parkinson vs Joey Barton

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Steve30000 wrote: 26 Feb 2020, 17:34
:headscratch: Zook and saying odd things..
For a change :lol:


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