If You Saw Phil Parkinson In The Town - What Would You Say To Him

[blockheed]

So, you are walking in the Bridges Shopping Centre and you bump into Phil Parkinson doing his Christmas shopping, what would you say to him?
It's possible because I remember when Paolo Di Canio went shopping there and he has loadsa money.
Parky might go down if he has an eye for a bargain.

I would just wink at him and say spend well in the January sales mate

[Jackal]

Sunderland has one of the best kept secrets when it comes to shopping for bargains, we all know that

[thingamajig]

So, you are walking in the Bridges Shopping Centre and you bump into Phil Parkinson doing his Christmas shopping, what would you say to him?

Can you lend me a fiver

[Cheesy Chips]

I'd say can you tell our defenders to bloody challenge for the ball every time and stop being a chicken!

[blockheed]

Can you lend me a fiver

Haway man this is serious business

[Gambling Man]

Can you lend me a fiver

Haway man this is serious business

Yes but a lot would get banned if they wrote what they would actually say to him. Rather than dictate to him something bad and he had the time to talk I would ask whether he had his eye on some better players and if he has enough influence to bring them here in January.

[Nockya]

I am no football manager but I think I would offer him a word of advice about certain players - mention no names